So Keith left some of his uniform patches on the bed like 2 weeks ago and I don't remember touching them (why would i touch them? i don't wear patches lol) and he's positive now that i moved them or "mixed them up in my laundry" or something. So he's huffing and puffing around in the bedroom mumbling how I always mess stuff up and then he looks down at the uniform he just threw in his laundry pile on the floor (which is a whole other blog lol) and goes "oh its on the uniform". BONEHEAD.
We went to the rodeo with some friends today. These people are amazing and we spend time with them every weekend. Keith calls the guy his "BFF" jokingly but I think he's really serious but feels dumb admitting it. Anyways, this very beautiful woman saunters by and Keiths neck almost snaps he looks at her so hard and then he says 2 very dumb words "nice jumungas". Jumungas is his word for boobies. Like "Ay-Jumungas!" That's a whole sentence to my husband. PIG. Anywho, these friend of ours are dating and the lady, Breckan, just doesn't understand why I allow such "piggish" behavior. I told her that in our marriage, the reason it is still a marriage, is I have the ability to overlook his stupidity and still love him.
For example,I'm sitting at my desk, in the corner of our bedroom, in the dark typing this now and he's in bed. Out of the darkness I hear "Foofy???" (That's my nickname, again, another blog) then "I love you. Are you upset at me??" I ignore his stupidity at times when I'm not hurt and when he's obviously showing off for his friend because if I fought with him over them I'd never have moments like I just had. I hope some day she understands. I'm going to go to bed now, because no, I'm not upset at him, and yes, I do love him. Goodnight all. :)
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Right, and its not like u weren't checking out those hot rodeo guys, you just don't have to blurt it out :)
BTW why all the bloof work, did I miss that one?
Hah, Jumungas, men are pigs! LOL..when I worked at the airport the guys there pointed out hot chicks by saying "oh she must be going to Alberqurque", or they'd say "Abu Dabi in the lobby". Brian checks out girls too, he doesn't neccasarily shout out piggish things, but he does break his neck to see them go by. Me, on the other hand never check out guys, I MEAN NEVER! (yeah right)
Watching television the other night I came across a Klondike Bar commercial that had nothing to do with the ice cream treat. This ice cream bar’s logo is “what would you do for a Klondike Bar?” The commercial starts with an older married couple, mid forties to fifties, sitting it looks like at an outside café or something to that nature. The wife is talking to her husband about something that does not seem too much interest to him. Then it shows an attractive younger woman, dressed in a younger style, walking by talking on her phone. After she passes the table where the married couple is seated the camera zooms in on her butt for a moment. Then the narrator says something like he didn’t even look at her, now this man deserves a Klondike Bar.
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